“Books are booky and important.”
— Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)

Normally when I’m by myself I think “WOW I am cute as hell I can attract all the people” but then when I’m actually around attractive people I’m just “nope I fucked up I was wrong”

I ate too much damn pizza and now I hate myself

I need cayenne pepper and a rabbit’s foot don’t ask me why.


"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

“I will never not reblog this”
— people who should shut the hell up